itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

dutchster:

this twitter is too precious for this world

astreals:

I’ll probably cry if this hits 100k this makes me so happy

hype-xx:

Toronto.

methhomework:

ed sheeran is so silly

metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

2 weeks ago with 293,723 notes

kobetyrant:

llttlemermaid:

The footage of former Ravens running back Ray Rice punching his then-fiancée in the face started a much-needed conversation about domestic violence. This comedian took a completely different approach with a “Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial” that could’ve gone so incredibly wrong but instead gets it so so right.

OHHHH MY GODDDD I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA DO BLACK FACE BUT IT TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

“I didn’t say “I love you” to hear it back. I said it to make sure you knew.”

(via bl-ossomed)

2 weeks ago with 315,730 notes

holddmyheart:

stonedmermaid:

 

me when a hoe try to flirt with bae