SO you guys are telling me
In america, these things are …. a thing? like you have a place where kids go to see this???? giant robots that look like satan pissed them out??? and you eat there and kids play around these things???? and its a thing an actual thing it happens its normal….
wtf is wrong with you
there’s a reason chuck e cheese serves beer
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
actually there are around 20,000 so you are not just a moron, you are a moron with an enlarged pituitary gland
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half