metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

3 days ago with 292,876 notes

kobetyrant:

llttlemermaid:

The footage of former Ravens running back Ray Rice punching his then-fiancée in the face started a much-needed conversation about domestic violence. This comedian took a completely different approach with a “Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial” that could’ve gone so incredibly wrong but instead gets it so so right.

OHHHH MY GODDDD I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA DO BLACK FACE BUT IT TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

“I didn’t say “I love you” to hear it back. I said it to make sure you knew.”

(via bl-ossomed)

3 days ago with 299,781 notes

holddmyheart:

stonedmermaid:

 

me when a hoe try to flirt with bae

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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3 days ago with 997,234 notes

simply-noir:

spookasaur:

IM LAUGJING SO HARD the picture looks so sleek and professional with the lighting but ITS A SPOOKY DOGE

This is so important.

I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have

3 days ago with 655,514 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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5 days ago with 257,751 notes

o0isomorphsim0o:

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

AND ALSO THE HEAD SHAPE

some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG