pluhme:

Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

3 days ago with 34,528 notes

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

image

3 days ago with 151,368 notes

braydaaan:

hes only seconds old and hes prepared for the world

live long and prosper little dude..

omggggg

rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

part-of-your-worldd:

snaaep:

lexandrochka-10:

The last day of Harry Potter.

NOT OKAY

IM CRYING

notenoughtosurvive:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

This is my new favorite thing

themaxdavis:

Stampd Spring 2014 Style Guide

Stampdla.com

jonopoly:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got FUNDS hun

3 days ago with 2,475 notes