freakydeakysunshine:

medimeedes:

SO you guys are telling me

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In america, these things are …. a thing? like you have a place where kids go to see this???? giant robots that look like satan pissed them out??? and you eat there and kids play around these things???? and its a thing an actual thing it happens its normal….

wtf is wrong with you

there’s a reason chuck e cheese serves beer

6 days ago with 39,666 notes

hazifiy:

disheartens:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one 

i feel this spiritually

6 days ago with 151,922 notes

deducecanoe:

tssfxx:

helllotittys:

have—not:

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.

CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”

She’s like oh god, I’m going to dieeeee. It was the best day everrrrr.

shanellbklyn:

tayjardateme:

pipination:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

if

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you’re

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not

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angry

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then

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you’re

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really

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not

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paying

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attention

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are

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you

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this is the best thing on tumblr

Everyone needs to see this

Jesus Christ.

1 week ago with 62,504 notes

literallyrad:

the-white-flag:

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

actually there are around 20,000 so you are not just a moron, you are a moron with an enlarged pituitary gland

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1 week ago with 558,645 notes

penis-hilton:

congratulations snow white that’s fucking unsanitary as shit

breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

heck-hath-no-fury:

ktisr:

my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”

for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half

2 weeks ago with 403,739 notes